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The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

Friday, March 31, 2023

Friday, March 31, 2023

March 31, 2023

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SATIRE: Breaking news: Dr. O’Connor announces 2024 presidential campaign

Callum Stewart-Glavin, Reporter March 3, 2023

Dr. O’Connor is a beloved figure at CHS. Many students see him walking through the halls and quads during lunch and passing periods. Sadly, this is his last year as Principal of CHS as he is retiring...

SATIRE: Dr. Brett O'Connor student center bound to be demolished

SATIRE: Dr. Brett O’Connor student center bound to be demolished

Isabelle Shie, Reporter April 1, 2022

There really is only one young, built, and alluring establishment on the CHS campus that the students all know and love. The Dr. Brett O’Connor Student Center stands proudly in the middle of the school,...

SATIRE: It's Wolfpacket, Bro!

SATIRE: It’s Wolfpacket, Bro!

Meghan Mason, Isabelle Shie, and Casey Shoultz April 1, 2022

“I’m in the lane where I can make music but also have it be funny and still good at the same time”- Jake Paul The Wolfpacket is also in this lane. Please enjoy. It’s Wolfpacket, Bro! It's...

Athlete of the month Kevin Glavin taking a selfie during a Kauai kayaking trip.

SATIRE: Two teachers fight for Athlete of the Month

Casey Shoultz, Head Sports Editor April 1, 2022

On this issue of the Wolfpacket, we’re doing something slightly different; normally, students are spotlighted on behalf of their competition, talent, and varsity athletic abilities. However, as a renowned...

SATIRE: Doctor O' Connor steps down from being principal to pursue acting career

SATIRE: Doctor O’ Connor steps down from being principal to pursue acting career

Anna Jiang, Reporter April 1, 2022

March 13th: Dr. Brett O’ Connor announced that he would no longer be the principal of Claremont High School after making the decision to pursue his lifelong dreams of becoming an actor. Shockingly,...

The Wolfpacket's "life-changing" dating advice

The Wolfpacket’s “life-changing” dating advice

Meghan Mason and Liza Platonov March 4, 2022

Unbeknownst to most CHS students, the Wolfpacket staff are world-renowned experts in the field of love and attraction. Our Instagram DMs are constantly flooded with questions from desperate students longing...

A flattering fanart of Dr. Brett O'Connor

SATIRE: Doc Oc’s biggest fanclub

Isabelle Shie, Reporter January 21, 2022

Figures of power, like middle-aged suburban high school principals, are often given feedback from both sides of the spectrum. Some idolize and some despise. For the life of me, I can not seem to decide...

The Wolfpacket's 2022 Predictions

The Wolfpacket’s 2022 Predictions

Carrie Anne Little and John (Jack) Warren December 17, 2021

*Some of these predictions have an actual chance of happening, and others were made by Jack January 12, 2022: The end of the world A nuclear missile overseer (the person in charge of pressing the...

Wolfrunner 2048

Lorenzo Cano, Reporter November 19, 2021

The year is 2048. Technology runs rampant in society. It has become almost impossible to get things done without some sort of technological assistance. My eyes hurt, as I have been staring at my computer...

Satire: Choice to name student center after O’Connor is flawed

Satire: Choice to name student center after O’Connor is flawed

Rowan Orlijan-Rhyne, Head Sports Editor May 10, 2021

It is clear that CHS has grown and been enriched under the 13-year stewardship of Dr. Brett O’Connor; yet, analogizing the school to a ship navigating the ocean, should the ship’s captain receive recognition...

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