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The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

SATIRE: Who is the Alpha Wolf of the Claremont Wolfpack?

SATIRE: Who is the Alpha Wolf of the Claremont Wolfpack?

Fiona Wu, Reporter March 29, 2024

S tier Alpha Winner - Luke Mason Luke Mason flipped his hair 16 times during the entire interview because "Me personally, I know I'm a hero,” – Mason. In his daily grind, Mason doesn't just...

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SATIRE: Ice Spice vs. Joe Biden

William Maxwell Abbott, Reporter March 4, 2024

Just one year ago, Ice Spice announced her plan to run against Joe Biden to be the president-elect for the 2024 election. With presidential debates underway, Ice Spice has been doing anything she can to...

Vision Pro Release

Vision Pro Release

William Maxwell Abbott, Reporter March 4, 2024

For years, innovation and technological development has altered what we think is possible. From the first computer to the first iPhone, all the way back to the invention of the steam engine in the 19th...

Students unable to participate in class due to mewing streak

Students unable to participate in class due to mewing streak

Anais Talbott Meza, Reporter March 4, 2024

Around Claremont High School, something seems afoot. Teachers are crying in agony, unable to teach their students the life-saving information of integral functions and how to analyze the masterpiece that...

SATIRE: Pokemon: 2024 Presidential Election Edition

SATIRE: Pokemon: 2024 Presidential Election Edition

Nina Wu, Reporter March 4, 2024

Hey kids. Welcome to today’s episode of Pokemon: Democrats and Republicans, the knockoff version of Pokemon: Sun and Moon. For those of you new to the Pokemon world, a ten-year-old boy named Ash Ketchum...

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SATIRE: A Short Series of Events

Johnathan Lee, Reporter March 4, 2024

With St. Patrick’s day on the horizon, many kids are scheming to catch themselves leprechaun. Well known for their mischievous character and their obsession with gold, Folklore says that if you catch...

SATIRE: Students unable to participate in class due to mewing

Anais Talbott Meza, Reporter March 4, 2024

Around Claremont High School, something seems afoot. Teachers are crying in agony because they are unable to teach their students the life-saving information of integral functions and how to analyze the...

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SATIRE: Fortnite Fever: The Fight to Improve Status

William Maxwell Abbott, Reporter February 9, 2024

Just one week ago, Dr. Mitchell announced that around the world, grade, salary, and status shall now all be determined by Fortnite skill level. This has caused people to go berserk trying to improve at...

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SATIRE: New “Snobby Shores” added in Fortnite

Johnathan Lee, Reporter February 9, 2024

In the midst of the Jeffrey Epstein list being released and with a multitude of memes produced because of this, Fortnite has decided to capitalize on this golden opportunity of free clout. To further intrigue...

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SATIRE: Popular. Controversial. Gum.

Mayo Ou, Head News Editor December 22, 2023

Gum. The love of students. The bane of teachers. The decoration found under desks Stuck to shoes. Wonderful, amazing, stupendous, horrible, disgusting, jaw-dropping gum.  The sight of...

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SATIRE: Cancelable Christmas

Pablo Guevara, Reporter December 21, 2023

Ah, Christmas. There’s nothing quite like sitting around the tree with friends and family, caroling around the neighborhood, and waiting for Santa Claus himself to arrive to all the good girls and boys…...

SATIRE: Christmas Carol Parodies

SATIRE: Christmas Carol Parodies

Nina Wu and Caroline Warren December 21, 2023

Jack the Red-Nosed Reindeer You know Izzy and Carrie and Carson and Anna Isabelle, Lucas and Mayo and Naisaa But do you recall The most famous editor of all? Jack-the EIC Had some very...

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