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The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

Trump AI

Eshan Bhaskar, Reporter May 1, 2026

On Monday, April 13, 2026, President Donald Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself dressed in white robes, healing a man with magic glowing hands. A very medically sound image that Trump himself...

SATIRE: St. Donald’s Day

SATIRE: St. Donald’s Day

Violet Stewart-Glavin, Reporter March 6, 2026

In an attempt to win over the hearts of the American people and find funding for his so-called “master project,” Donald Trump has announced that he will be assembling a special task force to find...

SATIRE: My flipped food pyramid diet

SATIRE: My flipped food pyramid diet

Henry Phillips, Reporter March 6, 2026

On January 7, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. released the most revolutionary news since the invention of the car. The Department of Health turned the food pyramid… upside down. For all my life, I had considered...

A tuff solution to the housing crisis

Violet, Stewart-Glavin February 13, 2026

In an attempt to reach across the aisle to the conservatives in California, Governor Gavin Newsom has proposed purchasing half a million pre-built garden sheds from Home Depot to be installed in residential...

Trump X Maduro: a love story

Trump X Maduro: a love story

Pablo Guevara, Co-Head News Editor February 13, 2026

It has been over a month since U.S President Donald Trump ordered the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro. In that month, backlash against this decision to kidnap a foreign leader without warning...

Megachurch

Tavish Brodie, Reporter December 22, 2025

The world is full of hard times. Some of us are less fortunate than others, but thankfully, God is always here to help us at our lowest. He works in mysterious ways, but is forever a warm presence awaiting...

Santa officially switches to Amazon Prime

Santa officially switches to Amazon Prime

Aarav Gupta, Reporter December 19, 2025

In a decision that has shocked both the holiday world and the three children who still believe in him, Santa Claus has announced that he is officially outsourcing Christmas delivery to Amazon Prime. At...

SATIRE: The Cybertruck solution

SATIRE: The Cybertruck solution

Pablo Guevara, Co-Head News Editor November 7, 2025

Calling all unsatisfied Tesla customers! After CEO Elon Musk’s dramatic departure from the White House this past May, last week’s press conference with the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) confirmed...

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