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The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

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Overturning Roe v Wade: a supreme ruling that just won’t work

Carson Paul, Reporter May 6, 2022

Disclaimer: this article was written before the recently leaked SCOTUS draft on Roe v. Wade, but the Wolfpacket believes the facts and opinions in this article still hold true. For the past 100 years,...

Why the fire alarms need to go

Why the fire alarms need to go

Anna Jiang, Reporter May 6, 2022

Have you ever experienced the feeling of waking up in the morning to the loudest and annoying alarm? The kind that just makes you want to scream and rip off your ears and hair? That is exactly the same...

When you Cross Wikipedia with Low IQ

When you Cross Wikipedia with Low IQ

Lisa Yi, Reporter May 6, 2022

Where do you search if you are stuck on a word that you do not know the meaning of? No, it is not the Google search bar, nor is it Dictoinary.com. Look no further than the evolutionary website named Urban...

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The Earth is a cube and other universal truths

Rhea Sethi, Contributing Reporter May 6, 2022

Idiocy is unfortunately still abundant and versatile in this year 2022 C.E. The air is so thick with stupidity that sometimes I feel the need to breathe lightly to avoid losing brain cells. Where did...

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The U.S. needs to up its support of Ukraine

Lucas Grannis, Reporter May 6, 2022

President Biden, in a passionate speech from Warsaw, Poland, on April 17th, proclaimed the West’s complete support for Ukraine. “We stand with you, period,” Biden said. And the President’s statement...

Really good advice from a 7th grader

Really good advice from a 7th grader

Julia Little , MID INTERN May 4, 2022

How can I best destroy a tenth grader in an argument? The answer to this question depends on who you are facing off. If they are not a debate kid, use big word. Big word scare puny brain. If you use enough...

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SATIRE: What Is An Artichoke?

Rhea Sethi, Contributing Reporter April 1, 2022

I consider myself to be a fairly knowledgeable person. In the realm of “common sense”, I have plenty. Ask me what an artichoke is, though, and I will be lost. The truth is that I genuinely do not...

SATIRE: The Wolfpack Needs A New Alpha

SATIRE: The Wolfpack Needs A New Alpha

Lorenzo Cano, Reporter April 1, 2022

Democracy has had its run at CHS and it is not working out. We as students of CHS can no longer trust the corrupt system of democracy, which elects false and weak leaders. What we need now is a dictatorship!...

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SATIRE: Drop the Crocs

Carson Paul, reporter April 1, 2022

Over the past five years, a phenomenon has hit the youth of America that never should have gone from meme to style. Sold in stores from Walmart up to big brands like Gucci, this new trend is making the...

SATIRE: Ok CHS, is it time to bring back bullying freshmen?

Melina Tisopulos, Assistant News Editor April 1, 2022

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire. The author nor the Wolfpacket endorses bullying freshmen. Despite the hype, cyberbullying is nowhere near as effective nor as pleasurable as real bullying. So...

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SATIRE: Wolfpacket finna girl boss this article, dripping with Gen-Z slang #pushinp

Carrie Anne Little, Reporter April 1, 2022

Besties, these past few years have fallen flat. Previous generations’ language is just no longer giving. In fact it is mid. Luckily, Gen-Z has added spice to our lives with slang that straight up slaps....

SATIRE: Be mine, N95: kiss me through the mask

Isha Raheja, Features Editor April 1, 2022

Together, as students of CHS, we must band together to reduce PDA, and as mask protocols get lifted at Claremont Highschool, I have a feeling I am going to be seeing a lot more smooches. In order to...

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