On Monday, April 13, 2026, President Donald Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself dressed in white robes, healing a man with magic glowing hands. A very medically sound image that Trump himself...
Prom: arguably the biggest night of your high school career. Everyone deserves to have the ideal prom experience at least once. The ringing sound that lives in your ears for a few hours from the ground-shaking...
In an attempt to win over the hearts of the American people and find funding for his so-called “master project,” Donald Trump has announced that he will be assembling a special task force to find...
On January 7, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. released the most revolutionary news since the invention of the car. The Department of Health turned the food pyramid… upside down. For all my life, I had considered...
In an attempt to reach across the aisle to the conservatives in California, Governor Gavin Newsom has proposed purchasing half a million pre-built garden sheds from Home Depot to be installed in residential...
Pablo Guevara, Co-Head News Editor
• February 13, 2026
It has been over a month since U.S President Donald Trump ordered the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro. In that month, backlash against this decision to kidnap a foreign leader without warning...
The United States Federal Government does not control the weather. That duty is delegated to the Department of Weather Services (DOWS), located in the third basement of the Pentagon. Normally, DOWS does...
With the Major League Baseball (MLB) World Series coming up between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Los Angeles Dodgers, United States President Donald Trump has decided to do the unthinkable and has rented...
Just this past Sunday, President Donald Trump announced in a press conference that he would create a new cabinet position, the Minister of Knowledge. The goal of the position is to direct a special team...
Homecoming is a night of fun. At least, it is supposed to be. You will often catch people being trampled in the mosh pit, singing off tune to Bruno Mars, walking around aimlessly, or worst of all, exhibiting...
The White House reports on Saturday that President Trump’s MAGA-branded wallet was stolen by Vice President JD Vance. Sources confirm that Vance was complaining about not being given enough allowance...
An unsettling crisis is sweeping through Claremont High School, as students enrolled in zero period classes are reportedly transforming into full-blown zombies. The cause seems to be extreme and consistent...
Hong Kong to Claremont and now off to Paris and the University of Southern California, Gabrielle Kim has truly seen it all. Known for her out-of-this-world comedic personality...
Hong Kong to Claremont and now off to Paris and the University of Southern California, Gabrielle Kim has truly seen it all. Known for her out-of-this-world comedic personality...
Hong Kong to Claremont and now off to Paris and the University of Southern California, Gabrielle Kim has truly seen it all. Known for her out-of-this-world comedic personality...
Hong Kong to Claremont and now off to Paris and the University of Southern California, Gabrielle Kim has truly seen it all. Known for her out-of-this-world comedic personality...