Idiocy is unfortunately still abundant and versatile in this year 2022 C.E. The air is so thick with stupidity that sometimes I feel the need to breathe lightly to avoid losing brain cells. Where did...

Everyone has heard of ASB, with their flashy posters at school events and “amazing” organization skills. They even have a special sign on their office door dedicated to them, essentially trying to...

I consider myself to be a fairly knowledgeable person. In the realm of “common sense”, I have plenty. Ask me what an artichoke is, though, and I will be lost. The truth is that I genuinely do not...

There really is only one young, built, and alluring establishment on the CHS campus that the students all know and love. The Dr. Brett O’Connor Student Center stands proudly in the middle of the school,...

Democracy has had its run at CHS and it is not working out. We as students of CHS can no longer trust the corrupt system of democracy, which elects false and weak leaders. What we need now is a dictatorship!...

According to the Merriam Webster Dictionary, the term bandwagon is defined as, “joining a party, cause, or movement because of its mass appeal or strength, often to benefit from it.” Or from a more...

To have a school concert would be stupid, to host a school concert in a boys bathroom would be more stupid, and to host a school concert in a boys bathroom while cops were on the premesis would just be…...

Over the past five years, a phenomenon has hit the youth of America that never should have gone from meme to style. Sold in stores from Walmart up to big brands like Gucci, this new trend is making the...

Besties, these past few years have fallen flat. Previous generations’ language is just no longer giving. In fact it is mid. Luckily, Gen-Z has added spice to our lives with slang that straight up slaps....