The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

This Years Turkey In Trouble

This Year’s Turkey In Trouble

Rhea Sethi, Reporter November 18, 2022

2022 has been full of chaos: freshmen are taller than seniors, mac-and-cheese flavored ice cream exists, and Trader Joe has devastated the entire student body of Claremont High by discontinuing their off-brand...

Hottest Halloween Costumes of 2022

Wobi Antoniolli, Reporter October 22, 2022

If you have ever been stressed about what last-minute Halloween costume to put together for a party or night out, but did not want to be basic, do not worry any longer. Forget the typical vampire, angel,...

The trials of the REAL Athlete of the Month: Micah Endo (SATIRE)

The trials of the “REAL” Athlete of the Month: Micah Endo (SATIRE)

Kyle Chen, Reporter October 21, 2022

Athlete of the year: a grandiose title only given to the worthy. This year, Micah Endo is one of the most promising candidates for this position. Not only does Endo participate in volleyball and cross...

SATIRE: Mysterious Blue-Footed Boobies

SATIRE: Mysterious Blue-Footed Boobies

Naisaa Khedia, Reporter September 30, 2022

Long lunch lines in the 90° heat of California and unreliable Minga ID cards have plagued Claremont High School. The school’s Verizon WiFi, which is so obviously laggy and insufferable, is just another...

SATIRE: CHS Cafeteria adds Pumpkin Spice Lattes to the Breakfast Menu

Kat Griswold, Reporter September 30, 2022

Autumn is a time for change. As the weather shifts, so do the colors of the leaves and the fashion trends with it. But for CHS students returning to school, more specifically school breakfast, another...

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The Earth is a cube and other universal truths

Rhea Sethi, Contributing Reporter May 6, 2022

Idiocy is unfortunately still abundant and versatile in this year 2022 C.E. The air is so thick with stupidity that sometimes I feel the need to breathe lightly to avoid losing brain cells. Where did...

Reporter Anna Jiang posing with the Wolfpackets room cardboard cut out mascots

SATIRE: Best room on campus, the Wolfpacket room

Anna Jiang, Reporter April 1, 2022

Everyone has heard of ASB, with their flashy posters at school events and “amazing” organization skills. They even have a special sign on their office door dedicated to them, essentially trying to...

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SATIRE: What Is An Artichoke?

Rhea Sethi, Contributing Reporter April 1, 2022

I consider myself to be a fairly knowledgeable person. In the realm of “common sense”, I have plenty. Ask me what an artichoke is, though, and I will be lost. The truth is that I genuinely do not...

SATIRE: Dr. Brett OConnor student center bound to be demolished

SATIRE: Dr. Brett O’Connor student center bound to be demolished

Isabelle Shie, Reporter April 1, 2022

There really is only one young, built, and alluring establishment on the CHS campus that the students all know and love. The Dr. Brett O’Connor Student Center stands proudly in the middle of the school,...

SATIRE: Guilty Accomplice Rats Out The Rat Rascal

Meghan Mason, Assistant Editor-In-Chief April 1, 2022

In early March, the Wolfpacket received secret intel from a trusted informant that the beloved Dr. Brett O’Connor Student Center had a rodent infestation. Because the information came from a rat within...

SATIRE: Wordle to replace the SAT

Melina Tisopulos, Assistant News Editor April 1, 2022

In January, College Board announced that the SAT would be undergoing significant reform, most prominently including shifting to an online format. Many assumed the test itself would remain virtually the...

SATIRE: The Wolfpack Needs A New Alpha

SATIRE: The Wolfpack Needs A New Alpha

Lorenzo Cano, Reporter April 1, 2022

Democracy has had its run at CHS and it is not working out. We as students of CHS can no longer trust the corrupt system of democracy, which elects false and weak leaders. What we need now is a dictatorship!...

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