The Wolfpacket

SATIRE: The Cybertruck solution

Pablo Guevara, Co-Head News Editor • November 7, 2025

Calling all unsatisfied Tesla customers! After CEO Elon Musk’s dramatic departure from the White House this past May, last week’s press conference with the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) confirmed...

Architecture de Trump

Eloise Godwin, Reporter • November 7, 2025

President Donald Trump has made many architectural changes to the White House and Washington, D.C. This has been part of his new mission to “make federal architecture great again,” including building...

Policy With Pablo: Prop 50 Fights Back

Pablo Guevara, Co-Head Opinions Editor • October 18, 2025

It is common to fight fire with fire in everyday life, whether that be by bringing one’s A-game to a sports match or studying all night for a tough test. But it is admittedly not common to see fire fought...

Student’s overview of Charlie Kirk’s assassination

Lyle Llewellyn Mideiros, Head Satire Editor • October 18, 2025

“Have you heard the news?” A statement often used when tragedy strikes a nation. Of course, everyone has already heard: the founder of Turning Point USA, a conservative political activist and a public...

Whistleblowers reveal Zuckerberg and Metas ties with China

Lincoln Roston, Assistant Opinions Editor • May 2, 2025

The founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, has been jokingly referred to as a lizard, AI-generated individual, and most of all, ruthless. Despite common criticisms, Meta remains what some consider a big...

Claremont Colleges under federal investigation

Annabelle Brusky, Reporter • May 2, 2025

In March of 2025, the future of the Claremont Colleges was shaken into uncertainty when the Office of Civil Rights, an agency under the Department of Justice, and the Anti-Defamation League, launched an...

Policy With Pablo: Immigration Reform

Pablo Guevara, Head Opinions Editor • April 4, 2025

There are pretty good odds that whoever is reading this article is, or knows, someone with an immigrant story. In fact, about one-third of all K-12 students nationwide have immigrant parents, and that...

Education: A battle for the truth

Joy Cheng, Co-Head A&E Editor • April 4, 2025

Education has been a long-contested battle in the United States. History has proven that education is a powerful tool for change, shaping societies and challenging societal norms. However, with this power...

Donald Trump: eyes on the crown

Lincoln Roston, Reporter • March 7, 2025

America was founded on the belief that a government ought to operate under the will of its people, that rights are not to be infringed upon, and that the monarchy ought to come to an end. Donald Trump...

The death of traditional news

Brooklyn Roston, Reporter • January 10, 2025

The First Amendment grants the freedom of the press. News, born from this freedom, has been a cornerstone of democracy for the past century, shaping the course of our nation and the world. Newspapers,...

SATIRE: Hannibal Lecter for the FDA

Annabelle Brusky, Reporter • January 10, 2025

“Well, Mr. President, have the libs stopped screaming?” On December 20, 2024, just a month shy from inauguration, President-elect Donald Trump announced another controversial choice for his cabinet....

Department of Education Bill

Jiseo Park, Reporter • January 10, 2025

“Abolish the Department of Education.” is not a statement you hear every day. However, it has been proposed as a bill in the Senate. From Donald Trump’s cabinet to federal financial aid, this bill...