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The Earth is a cube and other universal truths

Rhea Sethi, Contributing Reporter • May 6, 2022

Idiocy is unfortunately still abundant and versatile in this year 2022 C.E. The air is so thick with stupidity that sometimes I feel the need to breathe lightly to avoid losing brain cells. Where did...

SATIRE: What Is An Artichoke?

Rhea Sethi, Contributing Reporter • April 1, 2022

I consider myself to be a fairly knowledgeable person. In the realm of “common sense”, I have plenty. Ask me what an artichoke is, though, and I will be lost. The truth is that I genuinely do not...

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SATIRE: Who is the Alpha Wolf of the Claremont Wolfpack?

Fiona Wu, Reporter • March 29, 2024

S tier Alpha Winner - Luke Mason Luke Mason flipped his hair 16 times during the entire interview because "Me personally, I know I'm a hero,” – Mason. In his daily...

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