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SATIRE: Mariah Scary

Brooklyn Roston, Reporter • November 22, 2024

It was a dark and snowy night in suburbia, the calendar freshly marked November 1st. The wind blew away the ghouls and filled the air with gingerbread and snow. Through the frosty window an iced over graveyard...

SATIRE: Cancelable Christmas

Pablo Guevara, Reporter • December 21, 2023

Ah, Christmas. There’s nothing quite like sitting around the tree with friends and family, caroling around the neighborhood, and waiting for Santa Claus himself to arrive to all the good girls and boys…...

SATIRE: Christmas Carol Parodies

Nina Wu and Caroline Warren • December 21, 2023

Jack the Red-Nosed Reindeer You know Izzy and Carrie and Carson and Anna Isabelle, Lucas and Mayo and Naisaa But do you recall The most famous editor of all? Jack-the EIC Had some very...

SATIRE: Christmas Cards

Fiona Wu, Reporter • December 21, 2023

Merry Chrysler. The season of joy and the season of giddy. This holiday season we celebrate the season with gifts and dazzles. One must-have in every box and bag is a card to commemorate the season. From...

Spending Hanukkah in Santa Monica? Be prepared for the workload when you get back

Kat Griswold, Reporter • November 18, 2022

On September 26th and 27th of 2022, millions of people around the world celebrated Rosh Hashanah, welcoming the start of the Jewish New Year and of the ten Days of Awe, ending the celebrations with Yom...

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SLICE: How addictive is social media, and how do we become addicted in the first place?

Thijmen Post, SLICE Student Reporter • July 19, 2025

Chill guy. Six Seven. Boat aura farming kid. All of these memes are massive. Absolutely massive. And you know what else is massive? It is not the low taper fade, but the average...