Teachers around CHS are going berserk trying by any means necessary to better their fit. Why? The CHS supreme court announced last night at 4:20 AM that from now on the salary for teachers will be based on their fit.
Mr. Easton is among the struggling teachers with an absolutely Catawampus Fit, and it doesn’t seem to be getting any better.
“It’s the worst shade of brown I could ever imagine.” A wolf-packet reporter said in disgust.
Mr. Easton claims that his salary has been unaffected but it is widely known that this statement is blatant poppycock. After interviewing his financial adviser, who claims that Mr. Easton will be declaring bankruptcy within the next month, it’s safe to say that we won’t see Mr. Easton dilly-daddling his way around campus for much longer.
Mr. Glavin on the other hand has been doing quite well for himself. From his extravagant wolfpacket sweatshirt to his state of the art blue jeans, his 7 figure salary is truly deserved. Teachers and reporters across campus continue to ask Mr. Glavin how he got such, as critics put it, a fit dripping awesomesauce.
“It’s drip or drown out here, and I ain’t drownin’,” Mr. Glavin said when responding to the previous question.
Experts say that Mr Glavin’s fits are the best not because he follows the trends but because he creates them.
“The opps are playing checkers, but I’m playing chess,” Mr Glavin said.
Mr. Burke has confuddled the CHS Supreme Court so much with his exotic fits that his salary is TBD. With his flashy Darth Vader fit, Burke is someone that you can spot from a mile away with that shiny helmet. His cape is so long you can see it following him hundreds of meters behind him. Confusion is rising around campus, the people want to know where he fits. Not even the private investigators hired to find out his potential know if razzle-dazzle will propel him to the highest-paid teacher, or if the CHS supreme court is going to make him skedaddle before Mr. Easton. When asked about his fit he simply said, ‘Luke, I am your father,’ only causing more confusion amongst students and staff.
