On Monday, April 13, 2026, President Donald Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself dressed in white robes, healing a man with magic glowing hands. A very medically sound image that Trump himself says is him as a floating, magic doctor. Unfortunately for our innocent president, the Christian right took great offense to this perceived sacrilege. But who has not made a photo of themself as a floating, glowing doctor while the whole country is watching? We all have; it is a very common and relatable fault. When later questioned about his medical credentials, Trump defended himself, saying, “I am the best doctor, the only doctor, I went to every school and did every surgery.” When asked to prove it, Trump started performing surgery on one of his bodyguards, resulting in the death of the bodyguard and the traumatizing of several reporters. The subject was dropped soon after. 

Almost all of MAGA has turned against Trump, with several large figures in the community saying that Trump crossed a line and that they could never have seen this coming. Many are also exasperated and enraged at the surprise of MAGA. Who could have guessed that he would do this? Certainly not the millions of people who watched this happen before. Who knew that this was where they drew the line, not when he tweeted about wiping out their entire civilization, not the pointless war, this. Hopefully, Trump learns that he is not a doctor, and he definitely is not Jesus.