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The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

SATIRE: Pokemon: 2024 Presidential Election Edition

SATIRE: Pokemon: 2024 Presidential Election Edition

Nina Wu, Reporter March 4, 2024

Hey kids. Welcome to today’s episode of Pokemon: Democrats and Republicans, the knockoff version of Pokemon: Sun and Moon. For those of you new to the Pokemon world, a ten-year-old boy named Ash Ketchum...

Official portrait of President Joe Biden, taken in the Library room at the White House in 2021. Him running for re-election means he could be running the country at age 86.

At age 79, Biden tested the boundaries of age in the White House. He failed.

Enya Wang, Reporter May 5, 2023

Dear President Biden, please don’t run for reelection. Running a country is quite a feat and forgetting your train of thought mid-sentence only adds to the challenge. From his garbled definition of...

Image Courtesy of Areesh Zaidi and Abbygale Sanchez

SATIRE: Playboi Carti for President

Areesh Zaidi, Reporter March 3, 2023

Playboi Carti should be America’s top choice Republican candidate for the 2024 Presidential Election. Meeting all the necessary criteria, at least 27 years of age, a natural-born citizen, multiple baby...

Why there should be a Constitutional maximum age cap for U.S. presidents

Why there should be a Constitutional maximum age cap for U.S. presidents

Theo da Silveira, Reporter October 22, 2022

When the Constitution of the United States was written in 1787, the written charter required for the president to be at least thirty five years old to be eligible to take office, but there was no maximum...

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