Satire: Taylor Swift’s Fearless re-recordings: from a stan Twitter perspective (Sequoia and Casey’s Version)

Taylor Swift ✔ @taylorswift13:
I’m thrilled to tell you that my new version of Fearless (Taylor’s Version) is done and will be with you soon. It has 26 songs including 6 never before released songs from the vault. Love Story (Taylor’s Version) will be out tonight. Pre-order now..
5:17 AM · February 11, 2021

Hater of T Swift @bigmachinerecordsfanpage:
Why is she re-releasing Fearless?!?! Wasn’t 4 Grammy’s enough for her..
7:13 AM · February 11, 2021

certified swiftie @taylorismymom:
Excuse you..
8:12 AM · February 11, 2021
Meghan (Taylors Version) @BTSxTaylorStannn:
OMG. This could have stayed in the drafts
8:15 AM · February 11, 2021

Joe Alywn plsss marry taylor @tayloralywnstan:
All these Kanye West stans that are talking about Taylor re-recording Fearless just for the Grammy’s are sooo fake!!! Don’t you guys know the real reason?! #TaylorsVersion ts
12:30 PM · February 21, 2021

Meredith the cat fanpage @whereismeredith:
Hey guys!!! I’ve been seeing some false tweets about why our queen is re-recording, so I made a thread about it!!! Read below for more!! #TaylorsVersion ts
8:10 AM · February 21, 2021

Meredith the cat fanpage @whereismeredith:
The re-records are Taylor’s attempt to gain ownership of her own masters, and take back control of her music after ending her contract with former label Big Machine Records. Currently, she only owns Lover, Folklore, and Evermore, but doesn’t hold the rights to the rest, This was also an issue when she had to fight to sing her own songs for her 2019 AMA Performance (1/4)
8:12 AM · February 21, 2021
Meredith the cat fanpage @whereismeredith:
Her masters at the time of her departure were sold by Scooter Braun, her ex-manager, to Scott Borchetta who Taylor publicly pleaded for her music not to go to considering their bad relationship, and his general mistreatment of Taylor. The re-records would mean that we would no longer need to support Braun to listen to Taylor’s music. (2/4)
8:13 AM · February 21, 2021
Meredith the cat fanpage @whereismeredith:
This is also a big step in the industry for artists fighting back to reclaim their works against agencies, and Taylor’s success will create a precedent to allow other artists to do the same. In the past, other big musician’s like Prince have attempted to do re-recordings, but no one has yet to have the successful backing of their fans to do so (3/4)
8:14 AM · February 21, 2021
Meredith the cat fanpage @whereismeredith:
To summarise, this is not a cash-grab or publicity stunt, it’s a fight for Taylor to reclaim her music along with a gateway for other artists to do the same. Think about it guys, what would we do if Taylor could only perform her latest for three albums, imagine never hearing You Belong With Me live again! (4/4)
8:15 AM · February 21, 2021

Taylor Swift ✔ @taylorswift13:
The vault door is about to be as unhinged as you’ll think I am after you watch this video.
Level: Expert
Happy decoding!
9:01 AM · April 2, 2021

Liza Is A Swiftie @nothinggoodstartsinagetawaycar:
You underestimate us Taylor.. I figured it out already.
9:05 AM · April 2, 2021
real life betty @ididntkissjamesontheporch:
omg taylor is this a joke?? it’s been less than five minutes and i’m done.
btw, for anyone wondering the words are for the songs you all over me featuring maren morris, we were happy, bye, bye, baby, mr. perfectly fine, that’s when, don’t you, and one of the songs features keith urban.
9:06 AM · April 2, 2021

Taylor Swift ✔ @taylorswift13:
Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”
6:08 AM · April 7, 2021

Larry Stylinson 4 Life @onedirectioner_:
Wait, I’m confused, what is THE VAULT??????
7:43 AM · April 7, 2021
certified swiftie @taylorismymom:
To answer, “The Vault” consists of songs that Taylor recorded but sadly never released. For this album, the songs were previously recorded in 2008 when Taylor originally recorded Fearless, but never made it on the actual tracklist of the album. On Fearless #TaylorsVersion ts, she’s now releasing them to the world!!!
8:01 AM · April 7, 2021
Sequoia Clark @breatheftcolbiecaillatstan:
It was a crime that Mr. Perfectly Fine was not on the original album.
8:13 AM · April 7, 2021
certified swiftie @taylorismymom:
Important PSA: there are supposed to be Vault Songs for each of the albums, and if I don’t get the 10 minute explicit version of All Too Well, I will start a riot
8:30 AM · April 7, 2021

YouTube Music ✔ @youtubemusic:
*Cries in Fearless* “Taylor’s Version” is here and now we can relive @taylorswift13’s sophomore album like it’s the first time
Press play to start the new journey → https://yt.be/music/FearlessTV
8:59 PM · April 8, 2021

taylorswift13 fanpage @tswiftfantheories:
OMG guys!!!! Based on the three gasps Taylor does in Mr. Perfectly Fine at time stamps 1:32, 2:01, and 3:14, that means the third album of the trilogy is next.. Can’t wait for Woodvale!!!
8:13 AM · April 10, 2021

Come Back, Be Here @the#1swiftstan
Ok Guys, I have done the research, I now can conclusively tell you all the differences between Fearless, and Fearless #TaylorsVersion ts, starting with definitive time stamps. I will be going over all the differences so you never have to listen to the original again!!!
9:12 AM · April 12, 2021

↪ Swiftie @headfirstfearless:
Attention all Spotify users!!! You can now actively block all non-Taylors Version songs on the platform. Check this link for step-by-step instructions https://taylors-version.com #TaylorsVersion ts
9:19 AM · April 12, 2021
↪ Tiffany C. Swift @woodvaleisreal:
Attention All CD Owners! Remember that you can still use your old CD’s to listen to Fearless because you aren’t actively contributing to Scott Borchetta’s Petty Cash Fund!!!! #TaylorsVersion ts
9:30 AM · April 12, 2021

Don’t Blame Me @Love_Made_Me_Crazy:
Congratulations Taylor!!! We are so proud of you, and all you have accomplished with Fearless #TaylorsVersion. In case anyone has missed it, here are just some of the records Taylor has surpassed with this album! (1/3)
8:13 AM · April 16, 2021

Don’t Blame Me @Love_Made_Me_Crazy:
1. Second-Most No. 1 Albums Among Women: Taylor ties Madonna for most No. 1 albums for woman at 9. They both fall just behind Barbara Streisand 11!
2. Largest Debut Streaming Week For A Country Album By A Woman: Fearless (Taylor’s Version) sets the record for the largest streaming week for a country album by a female artist, beating the last record holder, Marren Morris with 24 million streams, nearly six times over! (2/3)
8:14 AM · April 16, 2021
Don’t Blame Me @Love_Made_Me_Crazy:
3. Shortest Break In Between Nos. 1 For A Woman: We waited a mere 4 months between albums people, the work ethic is unmatched here!
4. First Woman With Three No. 1 Albums In Less Than A Year: Taylor has become the first woman to hit No. 1 with three albums within 12 months. Other acts may have done it before, but she is the first female to do it alone. (2/3)
8:15 AM · April 16, 2021
Don’t Blame Me @Love_Made_Me_Crazy:
3. Shortest Break In Between Nos. 1 For A Woman: We waited a mere 4 months between albums people, the work ethic is unmatched here!
4. First Woman With Three No. 1 Albums In Less Than A Year: Taylor has become the first woman to hit No. 1 with three albums within 12 months. Other acts may have done it before, but she is the first female to do it alone. (3/3)
8:16 AM · April 16, 2021

james dean daydream @welcometoNY:
OMG Guys!!! What album do we think is next.. Personally I think it’s 1989. I mean, did you see Wildest Dreams #TaylorsVersion ts ??
9:30 AM · April 20, 2021

speak now stan @longlivetaylorswift
Taylor Swift rerecording Speak Now would be better than revenge. Just saying…
9:30 AM · April 20, 2021

Casey S @outofthewoodslover
1989 #TaylorsVersion ts except it’s just about Harry Styles’ despicable driving skills.
Speaking of which, if we don’t get Style ft. Harry Styles from the Vault…
9:30 AM · April 25, 2021

Casey S @outofthewoodslover
You can also check out my Spotify Playlist with the comprehensive storyline, which has definitive proof for the theory. Link in Bio! #vehicularmanslaughter
9:59 AM · April 25, 2021

Taylor Swift ✔ @taylorswift13:
I would say that I hate to say that you guys were right, but that would be a lie. It’s finally time to unveil my 10th studio album, and the folklore era’s third record, which will be out tonight at midnight eastern. I’m so excited to say Woodvale has arrived. Pre-Order it Now at Taylor Swift – Woodvale for Pre-Order-TaylorSwift.com
12:00 AM · May 10, 2021