An unsettling crisis is sweeping through Claremont High School, as students enrolled in zero period classes are reportedly transforming into full-blown zombies. The cause seems to be extreme and consistent...
Dear Claremont Unified School Board,
Claremont High School has officially been practicing our new strategy to establish school spirit for two weeks now. In the most recent conference, the administration...
Welcome back to Channel 57 News, here today to talk about the devastation that has been taking place around the world. It has been only one week since the last major attacks happened–where Gorillardo...
“At first I was skeptical about joining ‘Senior-Underclassmen Saviors’ or ‘SUS’,” the freshman said. “It was a bit suspicious. And so I declined their invitation, and now they’re after me. They took my cat–my Mittens! This has gone too far, I say, too far! I miss the days when my biggest worries were about Freshman Biology and the MYP mandate...not whether some psychotic prank cult would steal my cat!”
After careful consideration, CHS has implemented an aura point system. The entirety of CUSD and most of California uses this system, so it was a surprise when Claremont High School did not agree at first....
Due to the lack of social interactions between students during passing periods, lunch, and mounting reports of overwhelming student stress, the Claremont Unified School District Board, in its infinite...
Rain pours down on a gloomy Monday morning, and all students have to shield themselves is a little umbrella and a hoodie. They walk into class completely soaked, uncomfortable from their drenched clothes....
Lyle Llewellyn Mideiros, Editor-in-Chief of Claremont’s Really Academic Paper (C.R.A.P.)
• February 14, 2025
First and foremost, I would like to say that this is a historical step forward for our two publications, the opportunity to have our stories right next to Claremont’s younger newspaper outlet is an amazing...
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She could not find it. It just kinda disappeared from thin air. Her homework was GONE! But where did it go? Where did it run off to? The answer her History teacher yearns for, but there is no clear answer.
Monday,...
“Well, Mr. President, have the libs stopped screaming?”
On December 20, 2024, just a month shy from inauguration, President-elect Donald Trump announced another controversial choice for his cabinet....
