The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

All content by Andrew Eisenberg

Letter to the Editor: CHS announces official Marble Racing Team (satire)

Andrew Eisenberg, Guest Writer
November 16, 2020

Earlier this week, Claremont High School unveiled its newest, CIF Official, sports team: Marble Sports. “What the actual f***,” said the chess club....

Letter to the Editor: Thanksgiving announces move to May; justifies early Christmas decorations (satire)

Letter to the Editor: Thanksgiving announces move to May; justifies early Christmas decorations (satire)

Andrew Eisenberg, Guest Writer
November 16, 2020

Earlier today, Thanksgiving held a press conference to announce his retirement from the month of November, thinking first of his family: “The move to...

The current state of CHS’ future student center; a project that is set to be completed around July 2020, depending on weather complications.

Letter to the Editor: Construction Area 51

Andrew Eisenberg, Guest Writer
May 22, 2020

We all know that there is currently construction on the CHS campus, but what exactly are the workers doing? There have been rumors of a so-called “student...

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