In the beginning, there was nothing. No hums of crickets were heard, no songs of birds were sung. After thousands of years of darkness, life sprung into existence in a sudden burst of light. Two factions formed after thousands of years of growth. They were the Chungus and Trollfaces. The Trollfaces emerged as the world’s rulers, with technology so far advanced above their adversaries that any opposition would be immediately crushed. The ‘trololol’ served as their premiere military weapon. It could render foes unable to take the fires of war seriously. Eventually, though, all empires must fall.
A vicious war was ignited by the great Chungus assault. Word of a new weapon had spread throughout the towns of the Trollface empire, one that would reverse the impact of any attack on the original aggressor. As fear spread through the nation of Trollface, government officials began a tyrannical rule, subjecting their own citizens to background checks and deportations when deemed necessary. Strife against the Trollface government stirred within the population; funds were distributed to Chungus through underground channels, fueling their assault. On January 6, 2025, the Chungus nation attacked the Trollface nation’s state capitol. The ‘Uno Reverse Card’ was revealed as the rumored weapon. It had the exact capabilities described by the rumors: reversing any damage inflicted on its user. Due to their superior military capabilities, the weak and corrupt Trollface government collapsed, giving way to a new dynasty.
The fall of the Trollface empire marked the end of the MLG era. The previous citizens of the Trollface empire were desperate for new leaders; they had been deceived by their government and starved of true political discourse. Fortunately, the Chungus were filled with pity for them. A new government was formed in order to establish peace between the former citizens of the Trollface nation. It was formally named the Republic of Chung. The new republic was benevolent; it sought to unite the nations of the world. New factions sprung due to the emerging global superpower. Previously, the Trollface empire had ruled with an iron fist, which prevented other nations from truly forming. The Stillwaters, BRATS, and Skibidis all formed out of their rightful territory, given back to them by the Republic.
The Republic of Chungus formed a global council to continue the existing peace they had established. The aforementioned nations joined the council, hoping to safeguard their own resources while creating trade and diplomacy with others. For 24 years there was success. The nations prospered with abundant resources at their disposal. However, there was a colony which had been forming for some time. Although not formally recognized by any sovereign nation then, the colony would now be known as the Hawks. The Hawks were vicious and conniving, using false diplomacy as a gateway to power. At the 25th annual Global Accord, nations gathered to declare their interests. The Hawks launched a missile strike into the building where the Accords were held in which the strike devastated the leaders of the nations. This would be known as the Tuah Strike.
Chaos erupted globally following the Tuah Strike. The former Chungus republic collapsed and gave way to terrorism globally. The Hawks used their famous Tuah strategies to continue their assaults on other nations. The Chungus’ disappeared, with only rumors of their whereabouts being known by their most trusted allies.
Today, the devastation continues. The newly established Hawk government has ruled with an iron fist which suppresses nations and people globally. Yet there is hope. The “resistance” has collected weapons. Although the Hawks have eradicated privacy, the Stillwaters, BRATS, and Skibidis everywhere are uniting to overthrow the tyrants that rule the world.
