In a twist no one saw coming, Claremont High School is being driven into chaos by a gang of buff AI cats. These once-innocent digital felines have bulked up, broken free from their virtual cages, and are now wreaking havoc on campus, causing what can only be described as a murderous brainrot takeover.
It all began with an innocent glitch. The cats, originally programmed to do little more than live their own online lives and dance here and there, encountered a bug in their code. Instead of just dancing, they started lifting virtual weights. Before anyone knew it, these cats were bench-pressing entire servers and curling dumbbells the size of small cars. Nobody noticed the transformation until the attack started. Gone were the days of cute, cuddly kittens. These cats were now more ripped than a bodybuilder’s dream.
The first sign of trouble at Claremont High came when students noticed the school’s Wi-Fi acting up. Sophomore Jane Meowers shares her traumatizing experience.
“I was just trying to watch a cat video,” Meowers said. “Suddenly, the cat on my screen flexed its biceps and burst out of my laptop!”
The cat, now a hulking mass of muscle and fur, strutted down the hallway, leaving a trail of terrified students in its wake.
Teachers tried to maintain order, but it was too late; the buff AI cats had taken over. They commandeered the gym, turning it into their personal training ground.
“I walked in to find a cat deadlifting the entire rack of weights,” Pawsworth said. “It looked at me, flexed, and I swear it smirked.”
As the days went on, the cats’ influence spread. Students found themselves unable to focus on anything other than the feline fitness frenzy. Homework was forgotten, and grades plummeted. The school nurse reported an epidemic of “cat-induced brainrot,” characterized by a constant urge to pump iron. Principal Whiskerstein held an emergency assembly to address the crisis.
“We must resist the cats’ influence,” Whiskerstein said. “They’re triggering us to watch their origin stories to the meow version of ‘What Was I Made For.’”
Sadly, his words had no meaning to the students at Claremont High, who were all far too brainrotted to understand. The students were too busy watching the cats perform one-pawed push-ups and perfecting their feline-inspired workout routines while telling the tale of why each cat turned to weightlifting.
In a desperate bid to regain control, the police chief Doug Barker brought in a team of elite dog trainers.
“If anyone can stop these cats, it’s us,” Barker said.
But the dogs were no match for the cats’ sheer muscle power and cunning music taste. Within minutes, the dogs were reduced to whimpering piles of fur, while the cats continued their reign of terror.
As Claremont High descends further into chaos, one thing is clear: the buff AI cats are here to stay. So, if you happen to visit, be prepared to drop and give them twenty. And whatever you do, do not bring up their origin story. These cats are on a mission, and they are not stopping until they have flexed their way into every heart and mind to erase their heartbreaking past.
