Senior box: Carson Paul

Carson Paul, Head Satire Editor • June 7, 2024

photo courtesy of Carson Paul

Position: Head Satire Editor, AKA funniest man alive, AKA, editor of the only section that students read

Years on the staff: Three… GAHHHH VISUAL ARTS 🙁

Off to: University of the Pacific

Major: Political Science

Likes: pickleball, playing the guitar, Fortnite, Fall Guys, hanging out with friends, games, and Speech n Debate.

Dislikes: my dreaded sophomore comb-over, being locked in the 400s quad during the Carti 400 Insurrection, foreign language classes, and those that dawg on me for my chemistry knowledge

Thanks to: Mr. Chamberlain for being by my side in debate for the past six years, Utsav, Alex, and Jack for always being my side even during my Tate phase, and my family for helping me become who I am, and finally: thanks to the person who hyped up the griddy at CHS.

>Shoutout to: My Mountain View Community, The Debate Team, and all my teachers who have taught me something useful in life

Advice: At the end of the day you are living, you may have a B (or a D in my case) – you might have a few friends right now, or go through hardship – but you are living. Life is meant to be lived with joy and you don’t want to die without living it to your best; we never know when our time is up. In other words, put that Main Stage in your Mindset!!!

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About the Contributor

Carson Paul, Satire Editor

Carson Hunter Paul-Lopez-Kunkel. Despite his strikingly unique name, he’s a person who embraces a carefree and down-to-earth demeanor and for most, he is just Carson. Self Proclaimed as chill and calm, Paul is a senior at CHS,navigating his last year with poise. He envisions scurrying by with ease while balancing a fulfilling yet extraneous life with many extracurriculars, activities, and friends. A proud member of the Wolfpacket, being the principal (and only) editor of the Satire section, he embraces the chaotic energy of the room. This year he hopes to encapsulate his dry, third grade humor to get a laugh out of our readers and. Most importantly, end a vendetta by making his pages as visually aesthetic to leave the critics and the public stunned. Beyond his editorial talents, Carson is a multifaceted individual. Varying from being a gifted musician, yelling at people every weekend, embodying his role as a Speech and Debate Captain, and of course being an absolute academic weapon, demolishing the IB lifestyle. Aside from that, he manages to be involved in the community as a member of Interact, while also holding principal roles in other teen committees around the school. If he is not busy with conspiracy theories or saving the world, you’ll find him passionately cheering for his idol, Jack, riding his bike. Aiming to inspire, empower, and leave an indelible mark on the world, Carson embodies the essence of limitless potential and unwavering dedication.