“At first I was skeptical about joining ‘Senior-Underclassmen Saviors’ or ‘SUS’,” the freshman said. “It was a bit suspicious. And so I declined their invitation, and now they’re after me. They took my cat–my Mittens! This has gone too far, I say, too far! I miss the days when my biggest worries were about Freshman Biology and the MYP mandate...not whether some psychotic prank cult would steal my cat!”