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The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

The student news site of Claremont High School

The Wolfpacket

Lyle Llewellyn Mideiros, Head Satire Editor

Lyle Llewellyn Mideiros, Wolfpacket Satire Editor

Claremont’s Really Academic Paper Editor-in-Chief & CEO of CHUCKLETOWN Media Inc.

Lyle Llewellyn (Lockheed Martin) Mideiros is the Head Editor of the satire section at the Wolfpacket. As for Claremont’s Really Academic Paper, the title is just Editor in Chief, but Llewellyn serves in every role that the newspaper has, Artist, Editor, Reporter, President, Narthex Manager, and so on after only four years with the publication (he was the only one left after a mass exodus due in part to the coup of Myanmar). In his final year at Claremont High School, he’s trying to make his mark and C.R.A.P. ‘s success is part of his legacy. Other than his duties to the publications, he stands as Chancellor of the Cheese Connoisseur Club, leads the Marching Wolfpack as Drum Major as well as plays in it as a clarinetist & bassoonist, and serves the distance track & cross-country teams as a varsity captain. Outside of school, he sails model boats and won the 2024 North-Eastern Region Semi-Pro Model Boat Regatta and Sailing Tournament as well as other accolades in the world of competitive rowing and Korfball. In the future he hopes to be voted 2055‘s World‘s Hottest 40-year-old and wants to be the first man to walk on the Sun.

A quote he lives by:

“Damn the Torpedoes, Full Speed Ahead”

Rear Admiral David Glasgow Farragut 

All content by Lyle Llewellyn Mideiros
C.R.A.P.'s most recent issue cover

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Lyle Llewellyn Mideiros, Editor-in-Chief of Claremont’s Really Academic Paper (C.R.A.P.)
February 14, 2025

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